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• We want you to give them a pep talk that turns them from a bunch of donut-eating goof-offs into a pack of Homer Simpsons!
  -- Burns seems to have missed the point, "Homer Defined'...
• Burns: Ah, Simpson, here's someone I want you to meet.
  Aristotle Amodopoulos, owner of the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Facility....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
  .. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• SMILEY (:-# I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
• I was the man of a thousand faces. So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now, then?
  -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...