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Bart: Krusty, Do You Think About Your Father A Lot?
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Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track. Then it's all
business.
-- Keeping those emotions in check, "Like Father,
Like Clown"
Related:
Bart: Krusty, are you all right? Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my.
.. my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?...
My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi....
Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
Milhouse: A hundred! Bart: Consider it done. -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
a rap at the door in the `Shave and a Haircut' rhythm, with horn honks and Krusty's laugh in place of `Two Bits'.
] Homer: You think it's him? -- Waiting for Krusty, "Like Father, Like Clow...
Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
Lisa: Bart, we've been going about this all wrong. What's the one thing rabbis prize above everything else?
Bart: Those stupid hats? -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
Rabbi K: Hello? Anybody there? I hear breathing but I don't hear talking.
What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello?...
Dear Krusty: This is Bart Simpson, Krusty Buddy #16302, respectfully returning his badge.
I always suspected that nothing in life mattered....
Poor Krusty. He's like a black velvet painting come to life. -- Lisa, "Like Father, Like Clow