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• Lisa: Wait Dad, I've got something for you. [kisses him] Home
  Oh, I was hoping it'd be money. -- How to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
  Homer: Mm. Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?...
• Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies? Owner: Uh, sure, pal.
  Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads the sign] Scottish deer hound....
• Oh my! What is that smell! [sees Homer] Oh, it's you. -- Pet shop owner, "Lisa's Pony
• Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa's Pony...
• Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
  -- Homer, "Lisa's Pony...
• Jerry: What instrument does she play? Homer: ... [whining] I don't know.
  .. -- Buying a replacement reed for Lisa, "Lisa's Pony...
• Jerry: What's the matter, buddy? Homer: The moron next door closed early!
  Jerry: I happen to be that moron. Homer: Oh... Me and my trenchant mouth!...
• Marge: Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?
  Homer: I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam free around the neighborhood, and at night, it'll nestle snugly between the cars in our garage....