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• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
  -- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• Gin and... tonic? [in disbelief] Do they mix?
  -- Moe dusts off his chart of drink recipes, "Flaming Moe'...
• I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD.
  -- Homer creates a new drink, "Flaming Moe'...
• Kent: Next on `Eye on Springfield', a toast to Moe!
  he Wizard of Walnut Street. Moe: The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the czar....
• When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
  Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
• Limbaugh: The Ultimate Snake Oil Salesma
• Ms.K: [heavy make-up, in a tube top] Hiya, scrumptious.
  Do you want to ignite my drink? Homer: You're my kid's teacher!...
• Hey, Flaming Carrot!... What makes you so brave?" "It's my birthday.
  Now get outta here!" -- FLAMING CARROT...