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• Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's] All: Barney!
  Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel?...
• Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants.
  They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language....
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?
  [a man at the end of the bar slumps to the floor] Moe...
• Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
  Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat....
• Barney: Aw, we should've just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.
  Moe: Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn. -- "Homer's Phobia...
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
  Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow!...
• Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson.
  [short silence] Barney: How long has it been?...