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• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
  Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_ of two evils....
• When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
  Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
  -- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• Kent: Next on `Eye on Springfield', a toast to Moe!
  he Wizard of Walnut Street. Moe: The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the czar....
• Wow! Info-tainment! -- Homer watches `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'
• Whoa! T and A!
  -- Bart catches a glimpse of `Eye on Springfield's story on bikinis, "Flaming Moe'...
• Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
  Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check....