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Horst: Do We Have Any Alcoholics Among Us? [hands Slowly Go Up] Man 1
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Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us?
[hands slowly go up]
Man 1: Uh, me?
Man 2: Right here.
Man 3: I'm drunk right now!
-- Getting to know you, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
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