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• Only in America could I get a job!
  -- Homer celebrates being hired to work at SNPP, "I Married Marge...
• Homer: I can't believe your mother went out to have fun without me.
  Bart: Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put your hair up in curlers and give you a makeover, [slyly] Homina....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses?
  Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him....
• Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
  Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer] Marge
  Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes till our usual bedtime....
• Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest gift a man could have.
  As the years went by, your mother and I were blessed twice more....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....