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• Lisa: How did Dad propose to you? Marge: Oh, well..
  . [ flashback ] Doctor: Well, uh, Miss Bouvier, I think we've found the reason why you've been throwing up in the morning....
• Marge: [goes into labor] Oh! Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
  I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?...
• Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!
  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....
• What do you want? And make it quick," Haplo muttered.
  "We . . . uh . . . Rega and I . . . we want to be married....
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...