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• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
  Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• I would have you call to mind the strength of the ancient giants, that undertook to lay the high mountain Pelion on the top of Ossa, and set among those the shady Olympus.
  -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iv, Chap. xxxviii...
• Lawyer: I intend to prove that Freddy Quimby is totally innocent!
  First of all, his accuser is a very shady character....
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Homer: Hugh, there's something I want you to have. My Dad gave me his cufflinks on the day I married Marge and they brought us good luck.
  I couldn't imagine a happier marriage. We don't have many traditions in our family, but it would mean a lot to me if you kept this one alive....
• Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
  [pause] Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to say "I Believe You, Homer"?...
• Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
  Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?...