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• Marge: Bart honey, I made you an extra-warm sweater you can wear while you're down in the well.
  [tosses it] Bart: Mom, it's too big. Homer: Don't worry, you'll grow into it....
• Bart: Hey Homer, where's your present? Homer: D'oh!
  I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you a present....
• Homer: Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand
  squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find....
• Bart: Oh no, ties! Homer: Don't worry, son, you can have mine.
  Here, let me show you how to put on a tie. [takes off his clip-on] The hook goes over the top, and these things go in there....
• Marge: You shouldn't pressure Bart like that Home
  If you know of a better way for me to live through my son, then tell me Episode...
• Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
  There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put together....
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Homer: Don't worry, boy. We're gonna set you straight.
  By tomorrow morning, you'll be a regular Burt Reynolds....
• Homer: Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy!
  Marge: What? Name me one person who's gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks!...