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• Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better? Home
  That's right. My God, it's like there's some kind of bond between us. Lisa the Greek...
• Barney: Hey Homer, didn't you say that if Duff Dry wins [the Duff Bowl], your daughter loves you?
  Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington! Barney: Okay, okay....
• Homer: Aren't parents supposed to encourage their kids whenever they show talent?
  Marge: But gambling is illegal! Homer: Oh, only in 48 states....
• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
• Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
  Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed....
• Homer: Hello, Florida! [tapes an orange to her, but it falls off] Lisa
  [gasps] I'm not a state, I'm a monster! [sobs] Home...
• Lisa: Okay. I like... Langdon Alger. Homer: I have no idea who that is.
  -- Homer and Lisa play `Truth or Dare', "Bart on the Road...
• Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting.
  We'll bring back dinner. Lisa: What are we gonna have?...
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....