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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
• Marge: I'm sorry. I _have_ been spending too much time at the casino.
  I'll be around more from now on. Lisa: Does this mean you'll help me with my costume?...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
  Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....