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• Lisa: Look, Dad. I'll tell you who's going to win the Super Bowl if you want me to, but it'll just validate my theory that you cared more about winning money than you did about me.
  Homer: Okay. -- "Lisa the Greek...
• Rev. Lovejoy: [surveys his congregation, one man and two old ladies] Well, I'm glad &l
  ome> people could resist the lures of the big game....
• Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?
  Homer: Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl!...
• Money comes and money goes, but what I have with my daughter can go on for eight more years!
  -- Homer, "Lisa the Greek...
• Well, sir, we're two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show.
  .. -- Brent Gunsilman hosts the Super Bowl pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Barney: Hey Homer, didn't you say that if Duff Dry wins [the Duff Bowl], your daughter loves you?
  Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington! Barney: Okay, okay....
• Brent: We've got ourselvs a special guest, actor Troy McClure, whose new sitcom is premiering tonight, coincidentally enough, right after the game!
  Troy: Thanks, Brent. My new show is called `Handle with Care'....
• Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.
  Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt....
• Burns: [to Barney] I'm riding on the bus! Barney: Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?
  Burns: Oh, my, no! I'm Monty Burns. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...