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• Smithers: What are you going to do with the million dollars, sir?
  Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose....
• Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
  Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....
• REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  YOGI BERRA: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
• Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
• Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
  Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
• Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage.
  ..when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....