Homer: Well, here I am, right on time. I don't see Barney "Let's
crash the rocket into the White House and kill the President"
Gumble...
Assistant: Actually, he's been here since sunrise.
[Barney works with a punching bag]
Barney: Hi Homer. Since they made me stop drinking, I've regained my
balance and diction! Observe: [does backflips] "I am the
very model of a modern major general, I've information
vegetable, animal, and mineral."
Homer: Oh, that's nothing. Watch this: [does cartwheels] "There
once was a man fron Nantucket, Whose --" [smashes into a
wall]
-- Let's not complete that limerick, "Deep Space Homer"
