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Dr. Hibbert: Uh, Mike, Try To Lift Your Arm. Mike Scioscia
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Dr. Hibbert: Uh, Mike, try to lift your arm.
Mike Scioscia: Can't... lift... arm... or... speak... at... normal...
rate...
-- "Homer at the Bat"
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Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....
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As he made his way through the crowd to the bar, a man galloped through town screaming, "Big Mike's comin'!...
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BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
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