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• This is your teacher!? I should start going to Parents' Night.
  [growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms. Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Dear Edna, Your photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit.
  Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs....
• Krabappel: Hi, Bart. Bart: [startled, he drops his glass] Uh, Mrs.
  K! Hey, it's Saturday; you're powers are useless against me....
• Bart, you're the closest thing to a man in my life.
  And that's so depressing, I think I'm going to cry....
• You've got a date with the Xeros machine! -- Bart receives a sexy photo of Ms.
  Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
  what's her name? Marge: Krabappel?...
• Ovid (43 BC -18 AD), _The Art of Love_, Book 1, 345
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
  Edna: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse....