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• Lisa: Bart, you're seeing Krusty everywhere because you want to tell him you're sorry for causing his death.
  Would it help if I told you you're not responsible for Krusty's death....
• I am not responsible for advice not taken!
• Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea. Home
  Marge! We're responsible adults. And -- Moe...
• I didn't do it. -- Bart, caught red-handed, "Bart the Love
• Ms.K: [writing] When I read your letters, I feel as if you are right here watching me.
  [looks up, Bart is watching her] -- "Bart the Love...
• Step aside! Sensitive love letters are my specialty!
  -- Homer offers to help Bart write a love letter, "Bart the Love...
• Lisa: [crying] That is so sad. Homer: Oh, come on, honey.
  You know how it turns out. After all, you wouldn't be here today if I hadn't become the responsible head of a household....
• Abe: [spits] Bart: Grampa! I don't mind when you spit at home, but I have to work with these people.
  Abe: Oh, jabberjack. Schoolhouse don't put up spittoons, I ain't responsible....
• Bart: Hello? Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit Services Department.
  I was wondering if you had a chance to read the threatening letter we sent you....