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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Skinner: Mmmm. This dessert is exquisite. What do you call it?
  Krabappel: Applesauce. Skinner: [chuckles] Oh, of course....
• Edna: Seymour, the teachers are fed up. You have to start putting money back into the school.
  You've cut back on everything: salaries, supplies, the food -- [takes a bite] -- I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper....
• Bar magnets have north and south poles, horseshoe magnets have east and west poles.
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• Krabappel: As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
  Skinner: What do you say, son? You keep our secret and some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future....
• None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job.
  A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is....
• None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job.
  A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is....
• Farmers grow magnets in magnetic fields ...