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Race: Payload checklist. IRS surveillance satellite --
Buzz: Check.
Race: Ant farm --
Buzz: Check.
Race: Children's letters to God --
Buzz: Check.
-- Only the essentials on _this_ mission,
"Deep Space Homer"
Related:
Buzz: Mission Control, this is Corvair. Launch sequence initiated.
All systems go. Homer: Are we there yet? I'm thirsty....
creen: "Fifth season"] Homer: Hey, guys! Look what I smuggled aboard!
[shows a bag of chips] Buzz: Homer, no! [he opens the bag...
Scientist: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the two experienced astronauts who will accompany the winner into space
Race Banyon and Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon!...
Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
Ant 1: Protect the queen! Ant 2: Which one's the queen?
Ant 3: I'm the queen! Ant 1: No you're not! Home...
My IRS check just bounced.
The only race worth winning is the human race.
May a fungus devour your IRS refund check.