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• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
• Krusty: [surrounded by reporters] No, this slide is perfectly safe.
  This was an isolated incident. Kent Brockma...
• Kent: Kent Brockman here, with Campaign '96: America Flips A Coin.
  At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie....
• Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling that no children are gonna be crying when _this_ puppy is put to sleep.
  [laughs] -- Kent Brockman's `My Two Cents', "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Kent: Hey, that is one fine looking animal you got there.
  Homer: Wow. TV's Kent Brockman! [shakes Kent's hand] Ke...
• Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
  Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...
• Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
  Kent: [on TV] Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-[?...
• Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
  Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....
• Kent: We now take you to the [lottery] drawing, live.
  I hope you've got <your> tickets. I've got mine....