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Marge: I'm Sure You Won't Enjoy It. There's Nothing About Bowling In The Play.
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Marge: I'm sure you won't enjoy it.
There's nothing about bowling in the play.
Oh wait, there is.
Homer: Probably not much of it.
-- Enough to placate the special interests,
"A Streetcar Named Marge"
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-- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
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Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Marge: Maybe I should've a nice calligraphy class.
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Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?
Marge: Mm, I don't think so. Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions....
Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge! Nigel: [with consternation] Oh, yes.
..Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....