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Here You Are, Among The Top One Hundred And Five Concert Acts Today.
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Here you are, among the top one hundred and five concert acts today.
What's your secret, guys?
-- Interviewing Spinal Tap, "Otto Show"
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Fellas, I'm going to hit you with a phrase that has dogged you throughout your career.
Washed-up." -- Interviewing Spinal Tap, "Otto Show...
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... Duff Beer, in association with Laramie Cigarettes, is proud to welcome.
.. Spinal Tap! -- Rock concert, "Otto Show...
We're very big in Bulgaria. And what-his-name, the other -garia.
.. -- Spinal Tap speaks, "Otto Show...
Homer: "Trying is the first step towards failure." Episode
The one with the Spinal Tap concert at the beginning, the one where Otto has to get his bus license, and ends up living with the Simpsons for awhile....
Check it out, Spinal Tap kicking Mohammar Qadaffi in the butt.
A timeless classic. Now two for a dollar. -- Hawking t-shirts, "Otto Show...
Flower People don't you cry; it's not too late. -- Spinal Tap
Otto: [deridingly] Whoa-ho! A talking dog! [chuckles] What were you guys smokin' when you came up with that?
Cohen: [peeved] We were eating rotisserie chicken. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
You failed every segment, and misspelled `bus' on your application.
-- Patty administers Otto's driving test, "Otto Show...
Bart: What are you going to do, Otto? Otto: Oh, don't worry.
There's plenty of money out there for a guy who knows how to fake his own death....