Of Course, It Would Be Wrong To Suggest This Sort Of Mayhem Began With Rock-and-roll.

Of Course, It Would Be Wrong To Suggest This Sort Of Mayhem Began With Rock-and-roll.

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Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with
rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's
"The Magic Flute". So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this
reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is `yes'.
-- Kent Brockman's two cents, "Otto Show"

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