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• She's faking it. -- Ms.
  Krabappel shows the class a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
  -- Ms. Krabappel shows a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.
  -- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner.
  And now, here's... "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"....
• This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing, he had terrible acne, and had fur where there was no fur before.
  -- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to fourteen beautiful little bunnies.
  Eight survived....
• Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on your grade.
  They merely determine your future social status and financial success....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...