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Lisa: They'll Send You Tapes You Listen To While You Sleep.
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Lisa: They'll send you tapes you listen to while you sleep.
As you hear New Age music, a powerful message goes to your
brain telling you to eat less.
Homer: Lose weight <and> listen to New Age music? Wow!
-- "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
Related:
What do you get if you play New Age music backwards? New Age music
Lisa: Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?
Homer: I'd say you're a lying scumbag! -- You did ask, after all, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
If you get confused, listen to the music play. -- Robert Hunte
Jones: In our mad pursuit of the scoop, we members of the press sometimes.
..make mistakes. "Rock Bottom" would like to make the following corrections....
Marge: [confiscates Bart's personal stereo] Were you going to listen to rock music in Sunday School?
Bart: Maybe. Marge: Can you believe this, Homer? ....
Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....
Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Lisa: Mom! Mom! You've gotta help: they're cooking kids in the school cafeteria!
Marge: Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old now....