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• Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.
  -- God, "Homer the Heretic...
• Please do not offer my god a peanut. -- Apu, "Homer the Heretic
• Episode: Homer the Heretic
• Homer: What's the meaning of life? God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
  You'll find out when you die. Homer: I can't wait that long!...
• And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!
  -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
• Perfect teeth. Nice smell. A class act, all the way.
  -- Homer describes God, "Homer the Heretic...