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• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Smithers: Attention, everyone. Let's have an awed hush please for Mr.
  Burns. [Everyone gasps] Bu...
• Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
  That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
• he sound of Lisa's saxophone can be heard outside]} Flande
  {Hey, what -- that sounds like Gabriel's trumpet. You know what that means, kids!...
• Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino
  I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch....
• Scientist: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the two experienced astronauts who will accompany the winner into space
  Race Banyon and Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon!...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....