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• Homer: What's the meaning of life? God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
  You'll find out when you die. Homer: I can't wait that long!...
• Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
  Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
  Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
• Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
  And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old Dean!...
• Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
  Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....