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Well, I've Always Been A Firm Believer In The Three R's.
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Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's.
Reading TV Guide, um... Writing to TV Guide, um... and Renewing TV
Guide.
-- Homer Simpson's guide to raising children, The Movie"
Related:
Liberal Agenda: See TV Guide
You may be redneck... if you consider "TV Guide" to be deep reading.
You may be redneck... if your idea of classic literature is TV Guide.
Homer: [growls in frustration] Lisa: Dad, don't let these application essays throw you.
Let's see: "List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your life....
From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE: If we get involved in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs damage my videotapes?
-- TV Guide, 1985...
Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk.
-- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_...
Marge: [gasps] Oh, Homer, look! Look, a TV Guide owned by Jackie O.
John: Oh, you should see the crossword puzzle. She thought that Mindy lived with "Mark....
Guide: What does the future hold for us? Heh. Let's just say we have a few ideas up our sleeve.
Homer: Like what? Guide: Um, I'd rather not get into it right now....
Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985: From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE
If we get involved in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs damage my videotapes?...