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• TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
  Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly....
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Oh no! Beta! -- Snake inspects his haul, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
  Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?...
• You wouldn't believe the celebrities who did cameos!
  Dustin Hoffman, Michael Jackson. Of course, they didn't use their real names, but you could tell it was them....
• Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting.
  We'll bring back dinner. Lisa: What are we gonna have?...