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• And to conclude this Hallowe'en newscast on a scary note.
  .. Remember, the Presidential primaries are only a few months away....
• Scott: Let's go over to the County Courthouse, live to Kent Brockman.
  Kent: -- ockman, just outside the County Courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history....
• Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
  Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
• Kent: Good morning, everybody. Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city.
  Perhaps it's part of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify such carnage?...
• Bart: [raising a hand in air] Collin..Rayburn..Nars.
  .Trebek! [lightning] [raising both hands] Zabars....
• Good evening again, Springfield. Krusty the Klown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common (alleged) criminal.
  -- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted...
• This just in. A fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield.
  Early reports indicate, and this is very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard....
• This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
  ..} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling that no children are gonna be crying when _this_ puppy is put to sleep.
  [laughs] -- Kent Brockman's `My Two Cents', "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...