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Ned: Well How'd Strangers, What Can I Do You For?
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Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!
Ned: Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal. [chuckle] I thought you were dead.
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Related:
I thought you were the one with brains.... -- Travis (to Avon) Brains. But no heart.... -- Avo
Dorothy: But how can you talk without a brain? Scarecrow
Well, I don't know... but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking....
Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
Bart: Chapter 8; Let's talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you'll become a zombie.
You must walk the earth, feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken....
Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma. -- the Wizard of Oz
I use not only all the brains I have, but all those I can borrow as well. -- Woodrow Wilso
Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale] Home
Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's good enough for me!...
Zombie Krusty: To enter, send me your parents' brains.
Or write "Parents' brains" on a three by five card, and send it to....