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... Leaving The Vice President In Charge. -- Kent Brockman's News Report, "Marge Gets A Job
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... leaving the Vice President in charge.
-- Kent Brockman's news report, "Marge Gets a Job"
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.. -- Kent Brockman's news report, "Radio Ba...
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This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the Channel 6 News Copter.
A large, bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hill in search of food or perhaps employment....
Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
Grampa: Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches!
Well it wasn't exactly a pharmacy... more of a bait shop. -- "Marge Gets a Job...
Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place....
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/18/92, (reported on KRXX News)...