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• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Homer: I'd like to propose a toast to the coming together of the Simpsons and Flanders.
  If this were a more perfect world, we'd all be known as the Flimpsons....
• Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the snow] Ned
  Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders....
• Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
  ..sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a....
• Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
  Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
• Ned: I think word of mouth is starting to spread. Ma
  Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase....
• Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah? Jeremiah
  It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess....