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Bart, To Avoid This Test, You've Had Smallpox, The Bends, And That Unfortunate Bout Of Tourette's Syndrome.
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Bart, to avoid this test, you've had smallpox, the bends,
and that unfortunate bout of Tourette's syndrome.
-- Mrs. Krabappel, "Marge Gets a Job"
Related:
Mrs. K: Well, then, you're ready for your make-up test.
Bart: Ohhhhhh! My ovaries. -- He's in more trouble than he thinks, "Marge Gets a Job...
Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
Edna: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse....
Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. -- Apu, "Bart the Love
Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?...
Mrs. Krabappel, I am insulted. Is this a book report or a witch hunt?
-- Bart takes offence when Mrs....
Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
what's her name? Marge: Krabappel?...
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs K: Bart!
Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class....