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  -- Homer takes the kids to a car show, "Mr. Plow...
• Moe: Linda Ronstadt! How'd ya get <her>? Barney
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• Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
  -- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
• Woman: Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Kiss <my> asphalt. -- "Mr. Plow...
• She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
  -- Crazy Vlaclav tries to sell Homer a car, "Mr. Plow...
• Marge: I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!
  Homer: If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!...
• Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield
  one, the bats in the public library -- [scene switch to man opening card catalog and screaming as bats fly out] -- two, Mrs....
• I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
  -- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
• Yeah, they were gay. -- Homer pretends to be Tony Plow, from "Leave It to Beaver", "Mr.
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