Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Marge: According To This Magazine, Bart Might Be Jealous Of Her [Lisa].
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
The Simpsons
Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her [Lisa].
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
-- Mmm...hairy yellow, "Lisa's First Word"
Related:
Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one- dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase.
Homer: [breaks a lamp] D'oh! Bart: Ay, caramba!...
Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
Marge: The story of Lisa's first word is very cute.
Bart+Lisa: Tell it, Mom! Tell it, Mom! Tell it! Home...
Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....
Marge: Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well. Lisa: I'll make it Mom.
Just tape my lunchbox to my hand. -- Lisa wakes up ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
Lisa: [as a baby, in her high chair] Dada? Dada?
Marge: [o.s.] Did you hear that, Homer? [pan over to Homer strangling Bart] Home...
Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...