Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Bart: You Wrecked Everything. I'm Leaving. Goodbye.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
The Simpsons
Bart: You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Lisa: Bart.
Bart: [amazed] What did you say? Say it again!
Lisa: Bart.
Bart: Sufferin' Succotash! You can talk!
Lisa: Goo.
-- Lisa's first word, "Lisa's First Word"
Related:
Bart: Can you say David Hasselhoff? Lisa: Davah Hassa-hoff.
-- Lisa learns to talk, "Lisa's First Word...
Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
Bart: I was sitting there! Lisa: I don't see your name on it!
Bart: It's right there! Marge: Bart, don't write on the rug....
Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time. Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to a girl, and I already used up my A-material....
Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
Bart: Krusty funny! Homer: Duh. -- Homer watches TV with Little Bart, "Lisa's First Word
Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
.. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
Lisa: This show is the biggest farce I ever saw! Ba
What about the Emmys? Lisa: I stand corrected. -- Lisa and Bart, chattin' it up, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...