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• with Rabbi Krustofsky] Homer: Now I know I haven't been the best Jew, but I have rented "Fiddler on the Roof" and I will watch it.
  Anyhoo, can I have $50,000? Krustofsky...
• Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner.
  Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer the Heretic...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• That Reverend Lovejoy <really> displeases Me. I think I'll give him a canker sore.
  -- God, "Homer the Heretic...
• Abe: They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son.
  I have never fully understood why. Frankly, I can see an up-side to it!...
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• I'm out of the woods now, right? I mean, whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
  -- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...