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• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs, you check out the East Side.
  Louie, Rome and Budapest. Tell the boys I want a total world search....
• Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
  [hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...
• Lisa: You gotta hand it to Krusty. Homer: Yeah. Even with all his problems, he's still willing to do something unbelievably dangerous just to entertain his fans.
  All: Wow. Bart: Yeah, that's my Krusty. I got a feeling he'll be all right....
• Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
  [holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff.
  I've been getting free stuff all day! Look at this swell bucket of house paint....
• Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
  Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...
• Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.
  Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown!...