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We Got A Great Show For Ya! Well, Actually, The Last Half Hour Is A Real Garbage Dump.
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We got a great show for ya! Well, actually, the last half hour is a
real garbage dump.
-- Krusty the Clown hosts "Tuesday Night Live",
"Brother from the Same Planet"
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