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• Troy: [voiceover] When Springfield legalized gambling, Homer became a blackjack dealer -- and comedy was in the cards.
  Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer....
• Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer.
  [Homer gives him a card] Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck....
• Homer: Uh, let's see: eighteen, twenty-seven, thirty-five.
  ..Dealer busts! Looks like you all win again....
• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
• Homer: Bart's not mad at me. Marge: He called you a bad father.
  Homer: Marge, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'....
• Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
  Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water....
• See your dealer, or send a check to me: Joe Isuzu
• Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs, you check out the East Side.
  Louie, Rome and Budapest. Tell the boys I want a total world search....
• Snake: Just pick the red card, it's totally not hard.
  [shuffles them a bit] Homer: Twenty on this one, my good man....