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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Marge: I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch.
  Lisa: We got the recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory Board....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
• Bart: [sharpening knives] Dad, start diggin' some nerd holes!
  Lisa: [plaintively] It's bad enough that they put their retainers in the dishwashe...
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Bart: We gotta talk. Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
  That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you really care for me, you should come forward....