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• My name is Otto, I looove to get blotto.
  -- Otto introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
• My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
  -- Hans Moleman introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
• Lovejoy: Homer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again.
  Homer: Aaah! [jumps out the window] -- The Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
• Homer: I'm here for the Alc-Anon meeting. Lovejoy: Mm-hm.
  Third door on your left. [Jasper walks up] Coping with senility?...
• Judge: Your license is hereby revoked, and I'd like you to attend traffic school and two months of Alc-Anon meetings.
  Homer: Your honor, I'd like that stricken from the record....
• Ned: My name is Ned. All: Hello, Ned! Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
  It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps....
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"] W, X, Y, and Z.
  Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me....
• Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
  Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi. Home...