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• Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a fly!
  [they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken] Ho-mer Simp-son!...
• They pay me to think... As long as I keep my mouth shut.
• Technique?" said the programmer turning from his terminal, "What I follow is Tao -- beyond all technique!
  When I first began to program I would see before me the whole problem in one mass....
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... When are you going to grow up?...
• Bart: Give it up Dad. Piggy ain't coming back. Home
  Lisa! You ruined my barbeque! I demand you apologize this second!...
• I'm not a big drinker. I just put away a lotta little ones.
  I mean to say I'm not a steady drinker--'cause I shake too much....