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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
  I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers!...
• Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
  Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
  Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate....
• Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg! Smithers: He's unavailable.
  Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!...
• Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy, but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar Mayer song?
  Jay: [walking past, singing] Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, [Bart and Lisa join in] That is what I'd truly like to be....