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I brought my own mike!
-- Dr. Joyce Brothers appears on `Smartline',
"Last Exit to Springfield"
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Tonight, on Smartline. "The Power plant strike. Argle bargle, or fooforaw?
-- Kent Brockman, "Last Exit to Springfield...
Dr. Wolfe: Maggie's teeth are coming in rather crooked.
Has she been sucking on a pacifier? Marge...
The best proof of love is trust. -- Dr. Joyce Brothe
Dr. Wolfe: I'm also afraid little Lisa is going to need braces.
Lisa: Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular! ... More so! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.
-- Dr. Wolfe shows Lisa a more affordable set of braces, "Last Exit to Springfield...
Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession.
.. for Teeth. -- Dr. Wolfe, "Last Exit to Springfield...
Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
Burns: And this is my basement. [reveals a traditional unfinished basement, complete with ping-pong table] Home
Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms. Burns: Yes, I really should stop ending the tour with it....
Then I got <this> scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.
-- Homer, "Last Exit to Springfield...