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• Marge: I feel terrible. The Van Houtens split up at our party.
  Homer: Marge, please, that was twenty minutes ago....
• Homer: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex.
  It's also the food preparation. -- "Marge in Chai...
• So, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that your real name.
  .. -- Lionel Hutz cross-examines Apu, "Marge in Chai...
• Nelson: Hah-hah! Your mom's a jailbird! Bart: So's yours.
  Nelson: Oh yeah. -- "Marge in Chai...
• Marge: Oh, you have _nothing_ to worry about, honey.
  Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who _ruined_ all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes....
• Marge: I get food in the mail, but in a different way.
  Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes....
• Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
  -- Homer watches the kids, "Marge in Chai...
• If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. -- Lionel Hutz, "Marge in Chai
• Lisa: Itchy and Scratchy seem to have lost their edge.
  .. Marge: Well, I think it conveys a very nice message about sharing....